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Crinacle To Join Audioreviews.org – Share The News

Our good friend Crinacle, the Singaporian Harry Potter impersonator, was forced to join audioreviews.org after our hostile takeover of his domain name crinacle.com. His patrons did not pay the $20 renewal dues on time so that we acquired control of his (former) domain starting 1 May 2021.

Audioreviews.org also took over Crin’s patrons and advertisement partners. We now collect cash from the likes of ChifiGo, Crinsoul, and Flop.com totalling $1.07 [Singapore dollars] per month.

Our team showed particular interest in Crin’s graph-comparison tool. We dismantled it and re-built is as a reviewer-comparison tool. As the name implies, we are now comparing audio bloggers and YouTubers instead of boring graphs. We also modified Crin’s ranking scheme. It now looks like:

  • S: Shoddy
  • A: Awful
  • B: Boring
  • C: Crappy
  • D: Daft
  • E: Eeeeeh
  • F: Fukc

And we changed our slogan to: “Don’t be pissed, if your stuff’s not on the list. Sponsorship money brings reviewing honey“.

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Crinacle will be our 9th author and third Singaporian on the team. In recognition of his merits for the audio community, we will rename our blog to audionaclereviews.org soon.

Welcome to our team, Crin! And thank you for approving this post.

Until next April fool’s day…keep on listening!

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  • Jürgen Kraus (Calgary, Canada)

    Head-Fier since 2016. He has been known as “Otto Motor” to Head-Fiers, as “Dr. Schweinsgruber” to audiobudget.com users and Youtubers, and as “Brause” to Super Best Audio Friends and the Headphone Community. - For the purpose of confusion, he decided to pose under his real name Jürgen Kraus (“JK”) from now on. - This is a hobby. In “real” life, Jürgen is a professional geologist operating his own petroleum-exploration consulting company Franconia Geoscience Ltd. based in Calgary, Canada. He holds German and Canadian passports. Jürgen had a classical music education from childhood through high school in Germany and he has been following popular music developments since the late 1970s. His understanding of arts and crafts was influenced by Bauhaus pragmatism: “less is more” and “form follows function”.

Jürgen Kraus (Calgary, Canada)

Head-Fier since 2016. He has been known as “Otto Motor” to Head-Fiers, as “Dr. Schweinsgruber” to audiobudget.com users and Youtubers, and as “Brause” to Super Best Audio Friends and the Headphone Community. - For the purpose of confusion, he decided to pose under his real name Jürgen Kraus (“JK”) from now on. - This is a hobby. In “real” life, Jürgen is a professional geologist operating his own petroleum-exploration consulting company Franconia Geoscience Ltd. based in Calgary, Canada. He holds German and Canadian passports. Jürgen had a classical music education from childhood through high school in Germany and he has been following popular music developments since the late 1970s. His understanding of arts and crafts was influenced by Bauhaus pragmatism: “less is more” and “form follows function”.

One thought on “Crinacle To Join Audioreviews.org – Share The News

  • warbling j laskitude

    👍😜👍

    Fcuk!

    PS: would surely like to know your thoughts sometime on why commemts have never taken off here at AudionacleReviews…

    Reply

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